John Michael

Getting caught at 7:45 am, jumping off a radiator with masking tape and extra Senior Skip Day flyers.

I was led by the ear to principal's office, where Charlie Brown and Chuck Elias didn't believe I drew and printed the flyers at work. Said they looked "professionally done".

So, they made me sit with the receptionist and listen to her take calls from parents, who wondered why their teen hadn't brought home a permission slip for this event.